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Friday, October 28, 2011

I Spit On Your Severed Dick!!! Also, The Film That Could Have Been "Headcheese", It Still Would Have Had The Chainsaw!!!

Hey everyone! Remember several posts back (Oct.11th), when I mentioned that there would be another movie that I would be giving another "remake" credit along side the original? Well, that day is today and the movie is...

55-I Spit On Your Grave/aka-Day Of The Woman (1978) & (2010)
As far as I am concerned these films are some of the best revenge movies around. The story is that of a New York writer who rents a cabin in the country to finish a novel. Some local boys take a liking to her, so they decide to repeatedly gang rape her and leave her for dead. Funny thing about that, since she survives and systematically gets revenge on each one of the perpetrators in increasingly gruesome ways!!! No lie, the rape scenes are difficult to watch and they are not quickly over. Of course, by the time she gets to her revenge, you really feel for the character and wish you could help her take the scumbags out!!! The 1978 original has much more brutal repeated rapes than the 2010 version, but the newer one has much more vicious and creative revenge killings! That's the main reason why I decided to include the remake. It's actually really well done and is definitely in the spirit of the original, even if it is a bit more over the top than it's 1978 predecessor. Either way, watch em' both and judge for yourself!!! Not for the faint of heart, but highly recommended.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/ (1978)                 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242432/ (2010)   


1978 trailer



2010 trailer



Next up is a big 'un!!! It's...


56-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Hands down one of the best Horror films ever!!! Directed by Tobe Hooper, it's the story of several friends on a road trip in Texas to check on one of the group members family plot. During their trip they run into trouble. Mainly, a deranged family of cannibals, including the beloved Leatherface!!! (played by Gunnar Hansen) Anyways, this fucking movie is creepy, darkly funny, and just an all around great story. I rarely say shit like this, because I think it's stupid,but in this case... YOU ARE NOT A HORROR FAN IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS!!!! So, if you haven't seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then you'd better get on that!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072271/








Alright! Two (three actually) more great ones to help you scream in your dreams!!! We're getting down to the last couple days!!! Just think about what's waiting for you tomorrow!!! Thanks for reading everyone.

2 comments:

  1. The rape scenes in I Spit are epic and hilarious..the donkey punch was the icing on the cake as well as the fact that the whole rape was like..30 minutes long in the movie..or even more! lmaoooooo!! Great flick!

    xoxoxo
    - Jess

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  2. REMAKE? OH nooooooo! Not again!!!!!! MY HOT, STINGING..BRAAAAAAAIIINNNN!!!!
    xxooxox
    - Jess

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