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Monday, October 17, 2011

80's SCI-FI!!! Death By Soda Can Crotchshot!!! Some Bitch In The Grocercy Store Is Real Fucking Ugly!!!

Hey everyone! I hope you got your serious side out last night, because tonight is SCI-FI 80's night and these are two of the best they made!!! Up first...

33-Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Holy shit. I just realized this movie is older than my wife!!! Haha! Nevertheless, it is a really kickass film brought to you by Stephen King. (See the trailer below for his personal message that he's going to scare the hell out of you.) Basically, it's about a comet coming close to Earth and it makes everything electronic go into a homicidal frenzy and kill, Kill, KILL!!! By today's standards I wouldn't say it's scary, but it is damn sure still fun to watch, so get to it!!! (finish reading this blog entry first though... hehe.) 


Stephen king and his beard.



Death by fucking soda can.


There was also another little 80's flick made by John Carpenter, called...

34-They Live (1988)
The IMDB description says, "A drifter discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth." That is the premise of the movie. Now what that description doesn't mention, is how fucking awesome that whole waking up thing is. If you like alien invasion stories, conspiracy theories, subliminal messages, underground armies, 80's wrestlers (Roddy Piper), lots of guns, and major fucking fistfights in alleys, then you will love this movie!!! If not then you probably shouldn't be reading anything I write, for fear of offending your sensitive sensibilities. Just kidding, Go watch this movie NOW!!!!






Real Fucking Ugly! Haha!

Even though they're old movies, they are still bad ass! Enjoy. Thanks again for reading tonight!

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