Our Top Two Halloween Picks!!! We Have 70's Bush Tortured Onstage And More Chopped Up Zombies Than You Can Shake A Lawnmower At!!!

Happy Halloween!!! Today is the day, so here's our last two movies of the countdown!!!first up is...

61-Bloodsucking Freaks / aka-The Incredible Torture Show (1976)
This is a nasty little piece of work. I saved it for today mainly based on the massive amount of creepiness, gory viciousness, nudity, comedy, and the ability to make you feel dirty inside!!! There just something about it that is unlike any other movie around. The story is about a theater director who performs sadistic acts on naked women for audience entertainment. The people watching the shows think that all the torture and onstage deaths are just special effects. In reality the women are being murdered on stage. Pretty twisted plot. The only thing more fucked up than what's happening on stage is what's going on behind the curtain!!! This is a classic and is now being distributed by Troma. Don't miss this one!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077247/

Next film is the #1 pick from me for a reason. It's...

62-Braindead / Dead Alive (1992)
This is one of my favorite zombie comedies EVER!!! Not only is it very funny, but it also holds the reputation (at least at one time) as being the bloodiest movie ever made!!! This one is directed by Peter Jackson. Yes, "Lord of the Rings" Peter Jackson. I don't know what he's up to now, but early in his career he made some of the best Horror movies around! Anyways, this film is about a young man named Lionel. He's a hopeless mama's boy, whose life is turned upside down when his budding love life is threatened by his "loving mother" who becomes gravely ill after being bitten by a rare monkey. Long story short, the infection spreads to other people and all hell breaks loose leading up to one of the most famous scenes in zombie film history. I'll give you a hint... It involves a lawnmower and a house full of zombified party goers!!! Who in the hell doesn't want to see that!!! You know you do! Go watch it!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103873/ 

Alrighty folks! This concludes our Halloween Countdown. I hope you guys had as much fun as I did. At the very least I hope this might have turned you onto a few films you might not have seen before!!! Even though our countdown is complete, make sure to check back here for more film reviews and other fun Horror posts and news!I hope everyone has a safe night out there. Thank you all for reading!!! Happy Halloween!!!

We Have Devil's Night Uber-Violence Tonight!!! Nipples Are Getting Cut Off And Ghosts Will Rise From The Grave For Vengance!!!

Happy Devil's Night everyone!!! Let's get started! First movie up is...

59-Ichi The Killer (2001)
As far as I'm concerned this film by Takashi Miike is one of the best Asian Horror films since "Tetsuo: The Iron Man". The story is of uber-sadist Yakuza Kakihara who is in search of his missing Boss. In his rampage across the underworld he find Ichi, a psycho killer of epic proportions. What follows is an orgy of gore, mutilation, and psycho sexual behavior. It's really one of the most violent films out there and if you're a fan of over the top Asian-style carnage (and really, who isn't?) then this one is right up your alley!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0296042/ 

When I'm thinking Devil's night, only one movie comes to mind and it's...

60-The Crow (1994)
This Gothic masterpiece is about a murdered musician who is mysteriously brought back to life to avenge his and his fiancee's murder on the eve of Halloween. It's a fucking great movie and holds a special place in the hearts of many people. The cast is wonderful and their performances are very strong. Especially Brandon Lee, who was tragically fatally wounded on set during filming by a firearm prop mishap. The Crow is a great revenge story and a very gritty, dark, violent, and romantic film. If you've never seen it (and I know a few young folk who haven't) it's an entertaining and iconic movie that deserves at least one viewing. I have a feeling though, that this will be one you will want to watch more than once!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109506/

There's your Devil's Night picks from me to you!!! Go watch these movies!!! Don't forget to come back tomorrow for the top Halloween picks of our list!!! The big day is almost here!!! Hell Yeah!!! Thanks for reading everyone! See you tomorrow!!!

MadMadamJess Night!!! Firemen Fall From The Sky!!! Young Woman Skinned Alive!!! What A Waste!!!

Tonight is dedicated to our great friend, comrade in Horror, and Godmother to our daughter... MadMadamJess!!! She's the one responsible for showing me these two kick ass films. She's got pretty damn good taste in movies. Anyways, these two are fucking awesome and should be seen by all! We have some partying to do tonight, so this will be just trailers and clips this evening. You can always follow the IMDB link to get more information of the movie and I suggest that you do!!! Here's the flicks of the evening...

57-[REC] (2007)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1038988/

Next!!!

58-Martrys (2008)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1029234/

Seriously, I can't stress enough that these two bad mofos are worth watching. Hope everyone has a fun and safe night tonight. I'll try to do the same. Thanks for reading everyone!!!

I Spit On Your Severed Dick!!! Also, The Film That Could Have Been "Headcheese", It Still Would Have Had The Chainsaw!!!

Hey everyone! Remember several posts back (Oct.11th), when I mentioned that there would be another movie that I would be giving another "remake" credit along side the original? Well, that day is today and the movie is...

55-I Spit On Your Grave/aka-Day Of The Woman (1978) & (2010)
As far as I am concerned these films are some of the best revenge movies around. The story is that of a New York writer who rents a cabin in the country to finish a novel. Some local boys take a liking to her, so they decide to repeatedly gang rape her and leave her for dead. Funny thing about that, since she survives and systematically gets revenge on each one of the perpetrators in increasingly gruesome ways!!! No lie, the rape scenes are difficult to watch and they are not quickly over. Of course, by the time she gets to her revenge, you really feel for the character and wish you could help her take the scumbags out!!! The 1978 original has much more brutal repeated rapes than the 2010 version, but the newer one has much more vicious and creative revenge killings! That's the main reason why I decided to include the remake. It's actually really well done and is definitely in the spirit of the original, even if it is a bit more over the top than it's 1978 predecessor. Either way, watch em' both and judge for yourself!!! Not for the faint of heart, but highly recommended.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077713/ (1978)                 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1242432/ (2010)   

1978 trailer



2010 trailer

Next up is a big 'un!!! It's...


56-The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Hands down one of the best Horror films ever!!! Directed by Tobe Hooper, it's the story of several friends on a road trip in Texas to check on one of the group members family plot. During their trip they run into trouble. Mainly, a deranged family of cannibals, including the beloved Leatherface!!! (played by Gunnar Hansen) Anyways, this fucking movie is creepy, darkly funny, and just an all around great story. I rarely say shit like this, because I think it's stupid,but in this case... YOU ARE NOT A HORROR FAN IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS!!!! So, if you haven't seen The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, then you'd better get on that!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072271/

Alright! Two (three actually) more great ones to help you scream in your dreams!!! We're getting down to the last couple days!!! Just think about what's waiting for you tomorrow!!! Thanks for reading everyone.

What's Inside A Girl? Apparently, Slimy Meat!!! Also, Warning Shots Are Bullshit!!!

Just trailers and clips tonight!!! You don't have to listen to my shit this evening! Hahaha!!!

53-Hellbound:Hellraiser II (1988)
Watch This Movie! Blahh Blahh Blahh!!! It's Pinhead. Enough said.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095294/

Next movie...


54-Phantasm (1979)
This classic should be in everyone's collection. The Tall Man and flying metal spheres that drain your blood. Enough said.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079714/

These two really don't need much introduction. They're both kick ass films and worth your time. Hope you enjoy them!!! Thanks for checking it out!!!

Culturally Significant Exploding Boobs!!! Also, You've Got Red On You!!! Hope It's Someone Else's Blood!!!

Remember when I said the laughs were over? Well, I lied!!! Hahahaha! Two funny ones up for tonight. Starting with...

51-Terror Firmer (1999)
Like a true Troma fan, I showed this movie to my Wife on the first night we hung out. Obviously, I didn't know she would become my wife at the time, but I used to use this movie as a barometer of compatibility with people around me. If they could handle the craziness and disgusting humor of this film, then we would probably get along just fine. Anyways, this is a really wacky film from Lloyd Kaufman, the eccentric leader of Troma Entertainment. The story surrounds an independent film crew with a serial killer in their midst. Oh man, it's like a visual circus. There are so many things going on in the background during some of the scenes, it makes the movie a visual frenzy!!! It kind of reminds me of what a poor man's "Natural Born Killers" would look like. I must have seen this film over 100 times and to this day I still see something new every time I watch it. This movie is chock full of entertaining, colorful, and notorious cast members like Trent Haaga, Debbie Rochon, Will Keenan, Theo Kogan (Lunachicks), Lemmy, Ron Jeremy, and even an appearance by Eli Roth. With lots of blood, exploding heads, blind independent film directors pissing on a copulating couple, fat guy escalator insertion, tons of boobs (and some explode), lesbians, vomiting car crashes, tractor trailer amputations, orgasms curing the blind, and hermaphrodite rape, this is not a film for the easily offended... but it's funny as hell when you make them watch it!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0169299/

Next up is the best Romantic comedy ever made! It's...

52-Shaun Of The Dead (2004)
Have you ever tried to win back an Ex's love? Now, have tried to do it during a full blown zombie outbreak? Well, that's what happens in to Shaun and his best friend Ed (exquisitely played by comedic whips Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, respectively), in this movie directed by Edgar Wright. As far as I am concerned, this is one of the best zombie movies to come out in years!!! Even though zombies are not the real focus of the story. I love the way the zombies look in this film. They have a kind of funny personality to them that I feel sets them apart from their undead peers in other flicks. The filmmakers have also thrown in a lot of subtle-ish homages  to several other Horror films. I like that (within reason). I know it's cheesy, but when it's not done in a totally crammed down your throat kind of way, I think it's fun. When you watch this (and you'd better!!!), try to pick it up on DVD so you can listen to the director and cast commentary. It's actually pretty fucking funny! I highly recommend this one for any fan of Horror, Comedy, Romantic Comedies, or Zombie films.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365748/  

Looking at my list, this really is going to be the last two "funny guys" of the countdown. For real this time. not for fake. Of course if your like me, and laugh your ass off when most people are cringing, then there are probably a few humorous moments to come. So please, grab a friend and come back to check out what we have for you tomorrow!!! Thanks for reading guys!!!

It's Psycho-Sexual Tuesday!!! What Does Ed Gein Have To Say About Women!?! Also, Getting Head From A Severed Head!!! Gross!!!

It's my kid's birthday, so I'm not going to write a long summary for the movies today! Although we have some great ones!!! In honor of my own flesh and blood here's...

49-American Psycho
Based on a novel by Bret Easton Ellis and directed by Mary Harron, this is one kick ass film!!! Definitely one of my favorite serial killer movies of all time. Christian Bale plays the neurotic Patrick Bateman. A wall street yuppie with a desire to kill a shitload of people! This is one of those films that you NEED to see. I know I say that about every damn movie on this list, but it's TRUE!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/

This next one is a real nasty piece of work. It's...


50-Haute Tension (High Tension)
This film lives up to it's name! Although I think by that rationale it should have been called "Psycho-Sexual Fucking Gore Fest"!!! Directed by Alexandre Aja, I love the tone of the film. Cecile De France does a great acting job in this one! The story is of two friends who go to visit family in the country side, when a maniac strikes! This is one brutal movie. Gory as Hell and very entertaining!!! Definitely should be on your list for tonight!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0338095/

These films don't need a lengthy description from me! They are about the best of their class and I can't express how much I think you will enjoy them. Thanks as always for taking the time to read my posts! Have fun with your nightmares tonight!!!

Sex On Her Husband's Grave!!! Also, Send More Paramedics!!! Yummy!!!

Well folks! Today is my birthday, so here are two of my favorite films!!! First up is...

47-Cemetary man / aka.-Dellamorte, Dellamore (1994)
This is one of the best Zombie movies ever made, in my opinion. It is insanely cool on many different levels. It's directed by Michele Soavi and contains a wonderfully strange mix of different genres. It's a horror movie, zombie movie, serial killer/crime drama, dark comedy, twisted love story, buddy movie, and it all takes place in a very colorful and bizarre fantasy world. The cast is superb and includes top notch performances (for a zombie flick) by Rupert Everett, Anna Falchi, and francois Hadji-Lazaro. The zombie effects are unique and the general tone and atmosphere of the film and the sets is unlike any other movie I've seen. If you're in the mood for something different, something funny, violent, and beautifully strange, then find a copy of this. It's literally got something for everyone!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109592/

Trailer dubbed in Italian.



A few minutes of the film.

That was the beauty, here's the beast!!! A really funny beast. That is...

48-The Return Of The Living Dead (1985)
Punk Rockers, nasty Zombies, and 80's acid rain/toxic waste scares!!! How in the fuck do you go wrong there? This is one of my other favorite Zombie movies! The story is about two guys who work at a medical supply warehouse that start messing around with some "lost" U.S. Army barrels that supposedly contain Trioxin gas/Zombies. Well, it turns out that they really did! Unfortunately, all hell breaks loose after that. The cast is bad ass and their performances are absolutely fucking hysterically great!!! I'm sure most Zombie fans have seen this one, but if not then it's TIME!!! It's an excellent Horror/Comedy and one of the best of the 80's!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089907/   

There's my birthday picks!!! Ok, I'm going to go get drunk or something now!!! While I do that, go watch some movies!!! Thanks for reading!!!

Sacrilegious Sunday!!! Naked Lesbian Satanic Nuns On A Raping And Killing Spree(seriously)!!! Also, Someones Mother Sucks Cocks In Hell!!! YIKES!!!

Sacrilegious Sunday is here! We are not fucking around tonight! The first batter up is...

45-The Exorcist (1973)
Directed by William Friedkin, this is the story is about a mother who is distraught by the bizarre behavior of her daughter (exquisitely acted by Linda Blair) and recruits the help of two priests to save the 12 yr old girls soul. For most people this is the scariest film they have ever seen. I myself tend to agree that it's definitely toward the top of the list. This is one of the most popular horror movies around and it's for good reason. If you have never seen this then you need to. This is one that every fan of Horror films should see at least once or twice!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070047/

This next slugger is an oldie, but goodie! Here's...

46-Satanico Pandemonium (La Sexorcisto)(1975)
A real nasty little gem of "Nunsploitation" out of Mexico and directed by Gilberto Martinez Solares. IMDB says, "A young nun is tempted by visions of forbidden sexual fantasies to cross over to Satan." That pretty much sums it up. This is not exactly the type of film that's going to win any Oscars, but if your the type of viewer who expects that kind of high budget, Hollywood quality you probably wouldn't be reading my blog!!!  Satanico Pandemonium is a dirty, dirty film. It has a massive amount of nudity, violence, and blasphemous scenes. Lots of lesbian nun action, gory deaths, and cheesy devil effects. If you're the type who would like this kind of shit in the first place (and I am), then you will love this one!!!

(Apparently, it used to be a real pain to find, but a few years ago it was released on DVD, so I'm sure you can locate a copy.)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070636/

This concludes my picks for Sacrilegious Sunday!!! Have fun going to Hell for watching these!!! BuwAhaHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh, and thanks for reading.

Nazi Werewolves With machine Guns!!! Naked Zombie Ballet Dancer Is Coming To Swallow Your Soul!!! How Sweet!!!

Tonight I am really excited to present two of my absolute favorites!!! Starting with...

43-An American Werewolf In London
This film is directed by John Landis and it's definitely one of the best Werewolf movies ever made!!! Largely in part to the amazing special effects done by the great Rick Baker. The story is about two American friends who are trekking through the UK, who totally disregard the warnings of the locals and find themselves lost out on the moors. Surprise, surprise! They get attacked by a big wolf/dog thing. Guess what happens next! Here's a hint... it involves one of the best practical make-up transformations on film! This movie is a fucking beast! You have Werewolves (obviously), a deeply twisted sense of humor, serious attack gore, zombified best friend hallucinations, lots of nudity (mostly male unfortunately), a major car pile-up in the streets of London, and Nazi Werewolves with machine guns. I am not making that last part up. Anyways, if you love any of the above mentioned things, then you will love this movie. Even if you don't you'll probably love this movie! you better watch it dammit!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082010/

On to a film I may or may not love more than the previous one...   (too difficult to choose)

44-Evil Dead II
I'm don't even know what to say about this one. In my opinion it's one of the best Horror/Dark Comedies ever made. It's directed by Sam Raimi and starring one the most kickass actors alive, Bruce Campbell. Just watch the trailer, watch the clip, and tell me that you don't want to see this. If you actually did, I might have to give you five across the eyes!!! I can't recommend this one enough. Watch this movie. Period.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092991/

one of the best scenes ever!

There you go folks! That should be enough to keep you going for a while tonight! Make it happen! As always, thank you guys for reading and don't forget to tell your friends about our list!!!

Severed Head Is Still A Smug Prick!!! Severed Siamese Twin Brother Tries To Cop A Feel!!! Bastard!!!

Tonight is fucked up creations night!!! First messed up movie is...

41-Re-Animator (1985)
This is where it all began! Jeffrey Combs plays Herbert West, a med student hell bent on re-animating dead tissue in this adaptation of H. P. Lovecraft's story. This film is a Horror lovers classic. Once again this is a very gory movie, but it also contains quite a lot of humor.  Jeffrey Combs' acting is one of the best parts in my opinion. Anytime he gets on his soapbox and starts talking crazy, I find it highly entertaining! Anyways, despite the fact that this one came out 26 years ago, I think the special effects hold up fairly well. If you're into Frankenstein-esque cautionary tales with a shit load of blood, then pick this one up!!!  

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089885/

now to another messed up creature! It's...


42-Basket Case
This movie is bizarre and campy as hell. It's also a fucking awesome example of a "no budget" movie ($35,000 according to IMDB) getting a great following based solely on it's craziness and charm! I'm not sure how people who haven't seen a lot of low budget Horror films would react to this... but I want to find out!!! So if you've never seen this, then you should give it a try. If you already love cheesy Horror and you want to watch a pretty humorous, but fucked up and very campy tale of brotherly love in the dirty streets of New York, then I would highly recommend this one!  I know the sequels had a lot more creatures and all other kinds of gory upgrades, but you might as well start at the beginning!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083624/

There you have it! more insane shit for October!!!Thanks again for reading!!!

Naked Woman Attacked By Alien Slugs!!! Necrophilia Is Alive (kinda) And Well In Suburbia!!!

We are doing some fun zombie type films tonight!!! Here's...

39-Slither
This horror/comedy is from the mind of one of my favorites, James Gunn. He's the man who brought you the PGPorn skits, which if you haven't seen, I would look them up on YouTube. Like Trent Haaga (Deadgirl), Mr. Gunn is also a Troma veteran and it definitely shows in this film. I'm sure more than one person has thrown up watching this! Slither is chock full of gross outs, from the creepy little slug aliens, to the possessed human host zombies, and every nasty thing in between. The cast is not too shabby. The special effects are pretty damn spiffy, and the purely disgusting humor surrounding this movie make it a really fun and fucked up film. I highly recommend it. Especially to people that really hate slugs, popping zits, or tentacles!!!  

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0439815/

This is one of the least gross scenes in the movie...

This next one is one of the most creative zombie films I've ever seen...


40-FIDO
This is the nicest zombie movie around! It's about a boy and his zombie, Fido, played wonderfully by Billy Connolly. I love this movie because the world it is set in is like "Leave it to Beaver" mixed with " Lassie" if those shows took place in an alternate realty, post Z-Day. Even though this is a charming comedy and not really a Horror movie, it still contains quite a bit of zombie related gore, undertones (sometimes overtones!) of necrophilia, and a lot of those great zombie headshots we all love so much. Throw in great performances by Carrie-Anne Moss, Tim Blake nelson, Dylan baker, and Henry Czerny and you have an entertaining movie! If you're in the mood for a "cute", but still bloody, Zombie comedy with great atmosphere, I would definitely say try this one on for size!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457572/

For some reason YouTube Doesn't want to give me a proper link, so here...
 ZOMCON educational Film (Opening From FIDO)

Well, I guess we're getting a break from the overwhelming "blood fest" of last night's offerings! Better enjoy the lighthearted laughs now, because we are getting down to the final ten days before Halloween and I'm not going to be pulling many punches from here on out!!! Thanks for reading!!!

Tarantulas Will Eat Your Fucking Face!!! Impalement And Sex In The Jungle!!! Nasty!!!

I am busting out a couple of the big guns tonight! Two really nasty movies that are considered to contain some of the most gruesome shit on film. First is...

37-The Beyond
The Beyond is an Italian Horror film directed by the late great Lucio Fulci. It's about a woman who inherits a hotel, in Louisiana, that has a very haunted history. It also happens to be built over a gate to Hell! Some people aren't crazy about how the film plays out. Mainly, saying that it's kind of confusing and hard to follow. Either way you look at it, this flick is a "no holds barred" kick to the fucking teeth. it's literally unflinching. The scenes of death are long drawn out processes that the camera doesn't shy away from. Which is good, because most of them are very creative and the special effects are designed to fuck up your dreams for the next month. If you're an Italian horror fan, a Fulci fan, or you just love good gore movies, then this is the one for you!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082307/

Now for one of the Granddaddies of fucked up movies...

38-Cannibal holocaust
Eat your heart out Blair Witch Project! Actually, this film will probably eat it for you! Directed by Ruggero Deodato, the story involves a rescue party going after a missing film crew in South America, who were doing a documentary on cannibals. Alas, the crew is nowhere to be found and the rescue party returns with only the film crews footage to tell the tale. Cannibal Holocaust has been banned  virtually everywhere. It's so realistic and horrendous that it actually landed Mr. Deodato in court facing murder charges, until he presented a few of the allegedly killed actors in court, alive and well. Now, despite the fact that they were not really killing people, the controversy continues. Contained in the film are several real animal deaths, scenes of human carnage (albeit simulated) that will make you cringe, and allegedly unsimulated sex scenes. Definitely go read the trivia on IMDB. This one is not for the faint of heart. By today's standards it may be a bit slow, but it will make you feel unsettled and dirty on the inside. You have been warned...           Now, that the warning is over. Go watch this!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0078935/  

So that concludes our evening of vomit inducing, horrible, nightmare fodder. Hope you enjoy it! Feel free to drop a line with your ideas, comments, complaints, or suggestions! Thanks for reading!!!

It's Titty Tuesday! Demon Boobs Covered In Lipstick!!! Vampire Boobs Ripping Your Throat Out!!! It's A Good Thing.

Welcome to TITTY TUESDAY!!! Ok, enough fucking around, let's get to it with...

35-Night Of The Demons (1988)
Party tonight in the old haunted funeral parlor! Oooh, let's have a seance! Uh Oh! Evil spirits are loose and possessing everyone! Well, that's the story. What follows is a wonderfully cheesy film filled with genuinely creepy moments, a little gore, and lots of nudity! Plus, it's got Linnea Quigley in it! How the hell can you go wrong with that!!! I liked this one when I was a kid and I still dig it. Go into this one expecting a fun, but cool scare film and you won't be disappointed! 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093624/

And now to the weird animal that is...


36-From Dusk Till Dawn
I saw this movie in theaters when it came out. I really didn't know what to expect. A friend of mine wanted to go and I thought what the hell, It's got Tarantino in it and it's directed by the Desperado guy. (before the fucking "haters" even start, I love the shit out of Tarantino and Rodriguez's movies, this one is no exception, so STFU.) It's a good candidate for the list of almost perfect movies. The first half plays out as a cool criminal tale with a fucked up sense of humor. (my favorite!) Then right in the middle of the movie they throw a shitload of T&A at you, then... BOOM! It's a fucking full blown fucking horror film. How could you hate that? I even think that George Clooney did a pretty good job, considering when this movie came out, my teenage mind thought of him as one of the biggest dickweeds on  T.V. The cast in this is fucking awesome. The aforementioned Tarantino and Clooney, plus, Harvey Keitel, Cheech, Juliette Lewis, Danny Trejo, Salma Hayek, Fred Williamson, Michael Parks, AND Tom Savini!!! This movie, in my opinion, is just as good in my 30's as it was when I was 16. If you haven't seen this one it needs to happen. Even if just for Cheech's comedy and watching Salma Hayek do her damned dance of the damned!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116367/
 

both of these flicks are pretty entertain and have lots of nudity, so you really have no excuse. Thanks for reading tonight! Go watch some damn movies!!!

80's SCI-FI!!! Death By Soda Can Crotchshot!!! Some Bitch In The Grocercy Store Is Real Fucking Ugly!!!

Hey everyone! I hope you got your serious side out last night, because tonight is SCI-FI 80's night and these are two of the best they made!!! Up first...

33-Maximum Overdrive (1986)
Holy shit. I just realized this movie is older than my wife!!! Haha! Nevertheless, it is a really kickass film brought to you by Stephen King. (See the trailer below for his personal message that he's going to scare the hell out of you.) Basically, it's about a comet coming close to Earth and it makes everything electronic go into a homicidal frenzy and kill, Kill, KILL!!! By today's standards I wouldn't say it's scary, but it is damn sure still fun to watch, so get to it!!! (finish reading this blog entry first though... hehe.) 

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091499/

Stephen king and his beard.

Death by fucking soda can.

There was also another little 80's flick made by John Carpenter, called...

34-They Live (1988)
The IMDB description says, "A drifter discovers a pair of sunglasses that allow him to wake up to the fact that aliens have taken over the Earth." That is the premise of the movie. Now what that description doesn't mention, is how fucking awesome that whole waking up thing is. If you like alien invasion stories, conspiracy theories, subliminal messages, underground armies, 80's wrestlers (Roddy Piper), lots of guns, and major fucking fistfights in alleys, then you will love this movie!!! If not then you probably shouldn't be reading anything I write, for fear of offending your sensitive sensibilities. Just kidding, Go watch this movie NOW!!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0096256/

Real Fucking Ugly! Haha!

Even though they're old movies, they are still bad ass! Enjoy. Thanks again for reading tonight!

Stab A Fat Bastard For A TV!!! Ever Seen Your Girlfriend Fuck A Demon On A Dancefloor?

Today is Serious Sunday. We're putting all the Black comedy and Splatter Laughs aside tonight. First up to make you feel creeped the fuck out is...

31-Henry:Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986)
Michael Rooker does a great job at being a cold blooded bastard in this film based on Henry Lee Lucas, the real life serial killer. This film is dark and pretty fucking disturbing. It's definitely one of those classics that every horror fan has to watch at least once.

Now to the movie that actually scared the fuck out of me when it came out...


32-Jacob's Ladder (1990)
This is one of my favorite scary movies! While it may not be considered exclusively planted in the Horror genre, it is right up toward the top of my list of films that actually scare me. Not just cheap "jump out" scares, but in a very real, deeply psychological, scar you for fucking life kind of way. The effects and imagery may seem dated by today's standards, but if you haven't ever seen this one, you need to. Don't read up on it, just watch it. I'm not even going to tell you the storyline right now. Just know that you need to see it in the dark.

This is a deleted scene, but it gives you a pretty good representation of the mood of the movie.

So there's two serious and seriously fucked up movies for your Sunday viewing displeasure. As always, thanks for reading!

Never Go Ass To Mouth!!! Speaking Of Which, You Probably Shouldn't Go Vaginal Either!!! YIKES!!!

OK!!! Crazy anatomy night tonight!!!

29-Human Centipede
One of the most talked about "gross out" films in years. Whether you loved it or hated it, you can't deny that it is the quintessential "ass-to-mouth-to-ass-to-mouth" movie!!! It's worth at least one watch.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/

Now one of my favorites!

30-TEETH
I love this movie! I don't know what all it is about that makes it so good, but it's pretty fucking awesome. I really love Jess Weixler's acting in this. You can say what you want, but YOU try and be as convincing as she was at pretending your junk is literally eating someone! Anyways, I also love the "radioactive mutant" clues in the film. Mainly, the big nuclear plant stacks in the city skyline. This movie is definitely one to watch if you've never seen it. Also, a great date film! The girls will love the pro-pussy-power message and guys can be total pigs and see if they can check their chicks out for Vagina Dentata!!! DUN-DUN-DUUUUNNN!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/

Hey Horror fans! Thanks as always for reading! Feel free to drop me some comments about anything that's on your minds! Hope you check out tonight's films... and have fun being scared of Anilingus and vaginal sex for the rest of your life now. You're welcome!!! BuuuwhaAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Barbed-Wire Decapitation!!! Nazi Zombies Butchered With A Chainsaw!!! Good Times!!!

Oooh YEAH!!! Two of my favorites tonight.

27-Hobo With A Shotgun
This is one of the best new movies I have seen in a while! Cheesy, hilarious, and violent as FUCK!!! Rutger Hauer does an excellent acting job, considering how over the top the film is. Robb Wells of Trailer Park Boys fame also makes an appearance! The film started out as a trailer for a "fake" movie for the Tarantino/Rodriguez double feature "Grindhouse", and the in similar fashion to "Machete", it actually got made. Anyways, if you're a fan of Troma-esque Ultra-Violence, then this bad boy will be right up your alley!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640459/fullcredits#cast

And now...


28-Dead Snow
Ever since I saw the promo photos for this flick I was all about it! Once I finally saw it, I have to say that what it lacks in plot it makes up for in fun as hell gore!!! There's nothing original in the storyline and the fanboy references are really obvious, but that doesn't mean that it's not worth a watch. Quite the opposite actually. Once this Nazi Zombie bloodbath gets going, the snow runs red!!!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1278340/

These two are definitely NOT for the squeamish! Enjoy!!! Thanks for reading.

Melting Homeless People With Liquor!!! Crazy Stomach Mouth Bites Off Doctor's Arms!!!

Hey you! Watch this!

25-Street Trash (1987)
IMDB says-"when a liquor store owner finds a case of "Viper" in his cellar, he decides to sell it to the local hobos at one dollar a bottle..." That doesn't tell you much, but it's one hell of an offensive black comedy involving melting bums! Plus, it's called Street Trash! Why wouldn't you watch this shit? It's awesome!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094057/

Watch this too!!!

26-The Thing (1982)
If you know this one, then awesome! Watch it again. If you don't then this needs to be toward the top of your list. Actually, watch this one tonight because the prequel/remake/whatever is coming out tomorrow! It should be interesting to see if they fuck it up or not. Hahaha!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084787/

Goodnight all! Thanks for reading and watching!!!

Is it necrophilia if she's undead!?! ALSO- zombie greaser pot-field landmines!!!

Just in case anyone reading hasn't noticed...
Other than the trailers I post on here, the clips contain **SPOILERS**!!! Just thought I might mention that before someone gets butthurt. Clips are part of the movie, sooo... yeah.

Without further ado, here's your cinematic nasties for the evening!

23-Deadgirl (2008)
IMDB's description for this movie is "Two high school boys discover an imprisoned woman in an abandoned mental asylum who cannot die." While that is the very skeleton of the story, it is much more complex. This complexity is one of the reasons I love this film so much. Basically, the boys find a zombie woman and end up making her a sex slave of sorts. This movie does not have as much to do with zombie "deadgirls" as much as it has to do with the mentality, interactions, and the good/evil nature of young males. This movie really revolves around two best friends who have a serious conflict over what to do with their new discovery. One wants to help her, the other wants to exploit the situation. If you also add a dose of violence, a little touch of comedy, and a love interest sub-plot, it makes for a pretty compelling film. It's directed by Marcel Sarmiento and Gadi Harel, who I think did a wonderful job capturing a really cool tone to the movie. It's written by Trent Haaga, a Troma veteran, who you might recognize from "Terror Firmer" and "Citizen Toxie: Toxic Avenger 4". I watched this one night on a whim, and it was much more that I expected. I would highly suggest giving this one a shot.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0896534/

24-Trailer Park Of Terror
I picked this one up out the $5.00 bin at the grocery store. I really was not expecting a whole hell of a lot. Turns out it was pretty good! The story is based on the Imperium Comics series of the same name. A bunch of troubled "delinquents" on a field trip and their chaperone pastor have a minor bus crash on a deserted highway. They find a trailer park and guess what!! People start getting killed off. Anyways, there's more to the story than that, but that is the basic premise. It has a few dramatic moments, but for the most part "Trailer Park Of Terror" is pretty damn funny. The cast is surprisingly good, for the type of movie it is, and includes Nicole Hiltz as "Norma" and Myk Watford as my favorite character "Roach". If you just want to watch a silly, but entertaining "white trash evil undead hillbilly zombie" movie, then check this one out... or you could watch "2001 Maniacs", as someone on one of the movie forums said! Haha!!! I say watch them both!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0892109/  

  

Here's a fun little DVD extra.

Hope you guys enjoy this! Come back tomorrow for some more visual and auditory punishment!!!

Hammer Decapitation! Mutant Redneck Molestation! Gross!!!

Alright! Tonight is clip night (well, one that doesn't show up as anything but a link! Haha.)!!! First movie...

21-Midnight Meat Train-
Kickass brutality from the mind of Clive Barker, with good ol' Vinnie Jones cracking skulls. Great flick!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0805570/

 

For some reason I can't pull this video up, but here's a link. It's definitely worth 2 mins of your time!!!

                                   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_O2-6-KwwM

Next up is a draw. I couldn't decide whether to post the original or the remake. I'm doing both.

22-The Hills have Eyes (1977) & (2006)
The original has a shitload of charm. Especially with with Michael Berryman stealing the show in my opinion. Although, I have to give some respect to the new one for being just as tense and creepy and in some ways, more brutal. Remember this is just my opinion. I know what kind of blasphemy it is to give pretty much any remake any credit, but what the fuck ever! I love them both, so I'm doing it anyway!!! HAHAHAHA!!! I will also be doing it again on this list before we get to Halloween, so hold onto your hats everyone!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077681/ (1977)        http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0454841/ (2006)

So there you have it folks! Take your pick! All three are grade-A gritty, so enjoy!!!

We Have 31 Flavors... Of People. Also, Sexy Zombie Nipple Piercings!!!!

I hope you're hungry for dessert because here's the...

19-Ice Cream Man (1995)
I love Clint Howard. You should too. This movie is pure goofy bullshit at it's best. Mr. Howard plays "Ice Cream Man" Gregory Tudor. A man who was recently released from a nut house and decides to start his own ice cream business! Of course, things break down and he starts recycling people into his creamy flavors! It is absolutely cheesy as hell, but it's fucking fantastic in the worst/best way! For fuck's sake at least do yourself a favor and watch the trailer!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113376/

Pretty "SWEET" trailer huh! Ba-Dum-DUM! Up next is another one of my favorites of the 90's...

20-Return of the Living Dead 3
While I was looking for trailers to post on here I noticed someone in the comments had said, "I saw this when it came out and it was great. It looks kinda old now". That cracked me up for some reason. I'm thinking "No shit it looks old now, it came out almost 20 fucking years ago!!!". Anyways, this flick is also pretty damn cheesy, but it is better than the horseshit SyFy tried to make for sequels to this third installment. The main thing that makes it good is the hilarious acting from Mike Moroff playing Santos and, of course, scream queen hottie Melinda Clarke playing zombified Julie Walker, complete with crazy metal and glass pieces strategically jammed into her flesh. She may not have been the first "hot zombie", but she's definitely one of the best! (I have her tattooed on my leg.) If you like hot zombie chicks and a slew of other campy monstrosities running around then this would be one to check out!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0107953/

Demonic Children!!! Super Pissed Off Spirits!!!

Short post tonight, but I won't leave you hanging! In honor of Sunday I give you...

17-Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Directed by Roman Polanski and it's pretty damn creepy!!! Lot's of crazy cult shit going on in this one!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063522/

The next movie demand is this...

18-Poltergeist
Another fun for Sunday movie! It's a classic. A little cheesy, but it's 80's-tastic! It's all about pissed of ghosts attacking a suburban family! Who hasn't wanted to do that!?!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/

 

 

So there you are folks! Have fun with the supernatural tonight!!!