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Howdy Broads and Ghouls! Been awhile since our gigantor list of October Horror Film Favorites! There's been a lot going on in the land of monsters since the last time we've connected! For now though, I'll relay to you the most recent and the most gruesome of events! I had a tooth go south on me last month. I called my wonderfully evil dentist to have it pulled and it took me four weeks to get to my appointment! That's a month of sitting around, howling into the night while gangrenous gasses build up in my wretched gums. It was unpleasant... highly. Well, last Thurs was the day of reckoning for the wayward molar and it was plucked from my mouth like a thorn from a lion's paw. These last few days have been wonderful, since I can actually function to almost full Monstrous capacity. Plus, I've healed up with no sign of dry socket. Let the old whores in the nursing home keep that term to for themselves! Haha. Oh, of course my dentist let me keep that little death bomb he pulled out of my head and I took some horribly juicy pictures just to share with all of my fiends online. Enjoy!


 

                                                It's Scratch N' Sniff!!! YUM!!!